thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

mpregbert:

i googled “i didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me” and found this

“NO GRANDMA. YOU GET ONE ICE POP!”

“fuq off ya little shit i own this town”

(Source: egberts)

inrowlingwetrust:

everyone’s always like talking about how john green’s an author and how it’s funny that he does weird stuff

but like hank green

has a degree in biochemistry

and a master’s degree in environmental studies

and he does stuff

like this

I mean c’mon how great is he